warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via hearttofalionn)

voidas:

actual photo of me in the future

theteenpauladeen:

nishlo:

ugly people ruining my day

Don’t look in the mirror next time

(via trust)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via danielle-el)

slydig:

why be rude when you can be nude 

(via gnarly)